Top 10 Funny Santa Secrets

One of my favorite guilty pleasures during the Christmas season is, well eating delicious Christmas treats! 

Oh, and looking at all the Santa pictures! I just love the expressions on the children's faces. 

Some are of pure joy, others of pure terror! And still Santa just smiles away...hilarious!

momstown KW's Sip N Stroll made it's way to Santa this month and got me thinking;

What is Santa thinking when those kids are screaming, laughing and staring at him!

And so here are Santa's top 10 Secret Thoughts...

Thought #1:

You want a what?

What ever happened to tethering a cup to a ball with a bit of string

Thought #2

Aren't you a little old to be sitting on my lap?

Thought #3

I should have eaten the carrot...

Thought #4

What happened to Rudolph?

Thought #5

All I said was "Ho Ho Ho"

Thought #5

How many days until Christmas?

Thought #6

Good thing I know how to make puppies and diamonds! 

 

Thought #7

I can't wait until Dec 26th

Thought #8

It was a just a joke...I'll put you back on the good list!

Thought #9

He farted mom...really, it wasn't me!

Thought #10

Go ahead, pull my beard. I know you want to...

Merry Christmas!